Thoughts That Go Through A Girl's Head During A Brazilian Wax

"Fresh wax paper rolled over the table. Nice. Very clean, like a doctor's office." "Do I remove my boots and socks or j...

  1. "Fresh wax paper rolled over the table. Nice. Very clean, like a doctor's office."
  2. "Do I remove my boots and socks or just my underwear? I guess I should remove everything below the waist. Otherwise it's just porn-ish. Glad I didn't wear high heels today!"
  3. "I wish I wore pants. My folded underwear is sitting on a chair and it feels exposed all by itself."
  4. "So, do I sit or lay down? Oh--okay, down, she says."
  5. "Lifting up skirt. She said to dress comfortably. So dress it is today."
  6. "Butterfly-ing my legs apart. Well, this isn't awkward. Thanks for not installing mirrors on the ceiling, Chelsea!"
  7. "Oooh, that powder feels good."
  8. "I wonder if other women have come in and not showered beforehand."
  9. "Daaaamn. Super warm wax. Burns just enough so it feels nice."
  10. "How is the wax dry already? She just applied it literally five seconds ago."
  11. "Oh shit, she's grabbing the lip of the wax."
  12. "HOLY MOTHER OF GOD!!!!"
  13. "Please don't take away the pressure of your hand!"
  14. "Why did I ever think this was a good idea?"
  15. "Alright. Seven seconds have passed. It doesn't hurt anymore. Whew!"
  16. "She's doing the other side now. Fuck."
  17. "Deep breath."
  18. "KILL ME!"
  19. "If I just remember that it stops hurting after five seconds, it's really not that bad."
  20. "Moving down to more sensitive areas. We can do this! I can do this! I will survive this!"
  21. "FAAAAAAAAAHCK!!!!"
  22. "Yes, I signed up for the Brazilian... So everything down south goes."
  23. "Lifting my knees up. This is not awkward. She does this so many times. This is not her first rodeo."
  24. "Please, please, please, don't fart in her face!"
  25. "I wonder how much anal bleaching costs."
  26. "I should stop thinking stressful thoughts. This is probably making my butthole pucker and unpucker rapidly."
  27. "You know...waxing that part hurts way less than the...upper part."
  28. "She's done! Oooh, this feels smooth."
  29. "Quick, where's my underwear?"
  30. "I don't see the big deal they make it out to be in the movies. It really didn't hurt. Just a three-second sting. There is no 'after-pain'. I can totally have sex right after this."
  31. "Okay, let's schedule the next one."

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